Being a dick ain't so bad.

Rated R for graphic crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language - all involving puppets.

There are 3 kinds of people.

Dicks, pussies and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes.
And all the assholes wants us to shit all over everything.
So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes.
And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?
You get your dicks and your pussies all covered in shit!!

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies gets fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fucks assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their way.
But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
The problem with dicks, is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck where it isn't appropriate. Yeahhh, oooohhhh yeahhh...
And it takes a pussy to show him that.
But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

**Extract from Team America - World Police

Damn funny movie. If you liked South Park, you'll like this. Go watch it!!