The master of laziness

The following are what I have learnt from the laziest person in OPs Rm, probably the world. SK, Master of Laziness. If you want to be lazy, go ahead and give it a try. Satisfactory results guaranteed.

1. You're living in a five room executive HDB flat. There's only 2 phone in the entire house. One of them is in your room, the other is in the living-room downstairs. The phone rings, you sitting just next to the phone, but you don't pick it up. Your mum walks in and asked why didn't you answer the phone. A quick reply, "It wasn't for me." Or, the phone stop ringing, your mum comes in and asked who called. Another quick reply, "I don't know!!"

2. You're watching TV, just finish a pack of tibits. You're feeling thirsty and want to get rid of the empty pack of tibits. You don't want to move an inch. As soon as someone stands up from their seat, you quickly push the empty packet to them and ask them to discard it for you, plus you ask them to get a drink for you when they return.

3. You're at the computer doing your stuff. You need something from another room. You call out to your younger sister, "Eh, Mary (just a random name, I can't think of anything else), come here, I show you something. Come quick." Mary, "What!? Show me what!?" You, "Come just come lah!!!" As soon as she appears, you instruct her to retrieve whatever you need from the room.

4. You go for a family gathering. Its time for dinner. You walk over to the dining table and take a look at the dishes. Slowly and gently you raise you index finger, signal your mum and point at the dishes that you want. Normally you would get a reaction like this, "Wah, you think I'm your maid ah!?" Counter this by saying, "Can lah!! Thanks!!!" and quickly walk away.

5. You finished your meal in the living-room. You set aside your plates and continue watching TV. Your grandma walks over to you and ask whether you had enough. You reply with a quick yes. Grandma would then proceed to bring your empty plates to the kitchen.

6. (This is tricky. Might work only once) You finished your meal in the living-room. You call out to you mum. She walks over and you tell her you want more rice. She brings the plate to the kitchen. You call out to her again to tell her, "No need already, I think i have enough!! Don't bring back the plate!!!!"

7. When you dine at a restaurant, there bound to be steamed fish and prawns. Your mum ask you to eat. You reply by saying, " Don't want don't want, so many bones." Or "Don't want to remove the shell lah, troublesome."

8. If the chili sauce in a packet of Nasi Lemak comes in a packet and you have to open the packet to get the chili sauce, it is too troublesome. Forget about the it!!!

9. Dishes like lemon chicken or sweet n sour pork comes along with a sauce specially prepared for it. It would usually not taste that good if you don't eat together with the sauce. However, if you have to put the sauce yourself, then eat without the sauce.

10. Your place is a short distance from your place. The ATM is a little further up. You have no more cash in your wallet. Too troublesome to walk the extra distance to get the money. Go to work the next day with no cash!!!